OzTREKK Funny Friday

11 April 2014

The Side Effects of Alcohol

Symptom: Your feet are cold and damp.
Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle—you are pouring the drink on your feet.
Cure: Adjust glass until open end is facing upward.

Australian Medical Schools in Australia
Med student problems

Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause: You’re lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
Symptom: The floor looks blurry.
Cause: You’re looking through an empty glass.
Cure: Quickly refill your glass!
Symptom: The floor is moving.
Cause: You’re being dragged away.
Cure: At least ask where they’re taking you!
Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause: You have your empty glass on your ear and trying to drink from it.
Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself. Refill your glass and place it on your mouth.
Symptom: Your family members are looking funny.
Cause: You’re in the wrong house.
Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.
Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white, and the music is very loud and repetitive.
Cause: You’re in an ambulance.
Cure: Don’t move. Let the professionals do their job!

Applying to an Australian Medical School? Don’t forget to register for the MCAT! Go to https://www.aamc.org/students/applying/mcat/reserving/

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Would you like to study medicine in Australia? If you are interested in medical school in Australia and would like more information about the MCAT, please contact OzTREKK’s Australian Medical Schools Admissions Officer Broghan Dean 1-866-698-7355 or broghan@oztrekk.com.