OzTREKK Funny Friday
The Side Effects of Alcohol
Symptom: Your feet are cold and damp.
Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle—you are pouring the drink on your feet.
Cure: Adjust glass until open end is facing upward.
Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause: You’re lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
Symptom: The floor looks blurry.
Cause: You’re looking through an empty glass.
Cure: Quickly refill your glass!
Symptom: The floor is moving.
Cause: You’re being dragged away.
Cure: At least ask where they’re taking you!
Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause: You have your empty glass on your ear and trying to drink from it.
Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself. Refill your glass and place it on your mouth.
Symptom: Your family members are looking funny.
Cause: You’re in the wrong house.
Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.
Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white, and the music is very loud and repetitive.
Cause: You’re in an ambulance.
Cure: Don’t move. Let the professionals do their job!
Applying to an Australian Medical School? Don’t forget to register for the MCAT! Go to https://www.aamc.org/students/applying/mcat/reserving/
- James Cook University Medical School
- Monash University Medical School
- University of Melbourne Medical School
- University of Queensland Medical School
- University of Sydney Medical School