20 January 2023 News

OzTREKK Funny Friday

Welcome to (your veterinarian’s) automated telephone system!

To make an appointment, please press 1.

To tell us your life history as well as your pet’s before making your appointment, please press 2.

25 April 2014 News

OzTREKK Funny Friday

An elementary school teacher decided to poll the class on the difficulty of their math homework assignment. “How many people were able to complete the…

28 February 2014 News

OzTREKK Funny Friday

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. The physician said, “Remember…

14 February 2014 News

OzTREKK Funny Valentine

Every Friday after work, a mathematician goes down to the local ice cream parlor, sits in the second-to-last seat, turns to the last seat, which…

7 February 2014 News

OzTREKK Funny Friday

A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt…